ENFP Apocalypse Survival

"It’s the power of love!  Die zombies!"

  • Charm: Cobra-like hypnotism
  • Adaptability: Mutant African hissing cockroach
  • Planning: Needs serious development
  • Survival Preparations: Needs development
  • Weapons Skill: Yo yos don’t count
  • Intelligence: Wise, yet crazy
  • Warm Fuzzies: Melting
  • Leadership: Average

ENFPs (like all the Idealists) do not fight unless driven to it, and even then they may fight lukewarmly, hoping primarily to get away without hurting their adversary too badly.  But there is an exception to this.  If anyone tries to harm an ENFP’s loved ones, they are DEAD. 

In the first place, the ENFPs will unhesitantly employ the psychic terror attacks they have developed as they mutate (see the Idealist Survival Overview).  In the second place, ENFPs are the type that goes berserk when challenged.  Utterly forgetting their own safety as passionate rage sears through their soul, ENFPs rampage across the battlefield like whirling dervishes, killing a monster with each swing of their baseball bat or each bullet propelled from the smoking barrel of their gun.  After the battle is won, the ENFP’s friends will have to drag them off a zombie corpse as the ENFP continues to pulverize it with the bat. 

The ENFP will be startled for a moment, then make a goofy face. 

"Wow, that was sooo scary.  Everybody okay?  I think I got a splinter."

Newcomers to the group will take the leader aside and ask in a whisper, “Just what are they on?” Read More

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